Customer Service

Customer service
I drove across town to help
Client was happy

CONTROL, ALT, DELETE

I growl at the screen
Simmering rage boils over
CONTROL, ALT, DELETE!

Irritating Interruptions

I can't do my work
The constant interruptions
I want to go nuts

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In Memoriam - Charlton Heston

Image by TCM Hitchhiker via FlickrAn Oscar winner
A peanut butter lover
A film legend gone

Mr. Heston was the bomb in Planet of the Apes. Any guy who gets to say, "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn, dirty ape" with such authority and realism has to be the bomb.

By the way, I found several stories that he was very proud to be a member of the Peanut Butter Lovers Hall of Fame. A man after peanut butter is a man after my own heart.

Marketing Budget

Marketing budget
Tedious, essential task
Haunted by dollars

Seat of Leadership

An empty chair sits
In an elevator car.
Seat of leadership.

I'm in Baltimore

I'm in Baltimore.
I ate at Ruby Tuesday's.
Fun, business travel.

Business Travel

Travel tomorrow
And sit in a hotel room
Waiting for meetings.

Another Monday

Another Monday.
Dreams sink slowly like sugar
in my coffee cup.