Extra Day . . . Big Whoop

Today is Leap Day.
February twenty-ninth.
Extra day . . . big whoop.

Happy Birthday, Child!

Happy birthday, child!
You are three-years old today.
Growing up so fast!

Thin, Floridian Blood

Freezing cold today:
My thin, Floridian blood
Hates winter weather

Make a Wish

Eyes closed, lips puckered . . .
A magic moment awaits.
Blow out your candles!

Time Flies

The years have flown by
One day you're thirteen and free
Then you wake up old

I'd Like to Thank the Academy . . . for Nothing

What's so great about
The Academy Awards?
So long, so boring.

Stop Sign Graffiti

Stop sign graffiti
Tells us to "stop your whining!"
Jerk with a paint can.