Stupid Cat

Mee-ow, wake up girl!
I want you to feed me now!
Mee-ow, mee-ow-ow!

Forgot to Feed the Fish

I just remembered:

I forgot to feed my fish

Bet he's really ticked

Don't worry . . . he's still alive, and I only forgot one day.  Bad still . . . but not fatal.

My Grandma Cooks Great

Family dinner
Green bean casserole, cubed steak
My grandma cooks great

I Love My Mama

I love my mama
Home-cooked meals, hugs, and kisses
Happy Mother's Day!

Messy Kitchen

Messy, old kitchen
I don't want to clean it up
Let's eat out tonight.

Too Much Holiday Togetherness

A day of feasting
Way too much togetherness
I'm glad to be home

Thanksgiving

My Thanksgiving Day:
Filled with food, love, family,
And my gratitude.

Delicious Citrus

Sun-filled orange orb.
Pulp exploding with juices.
Delicious citrus.

Fat

I need to lose weight.
It's hard when you love to eat!
Damn you, fried chicken!

Sneaky Squirrel

Sneaky, little squirrel
Scurrying 'round my table
Trying to take food.

Mmm . . . Crab Legs

Let's crack the crab legs,
Drown the meat in butter sauce,
And chase it with beer!

Glutton

Gorging on ice cream.
Wow, I feel like throwing up.
My gut wants to burst.