Awesome Gift

What an awesome gift!
No other shall surpass it.
My friend knows me well.

Insurance Infuriation

Infuriation:
Realizing your insurance
Won't cover something

Blah-ku

Um . . . I could care less
About writing this haiku
On this evening

Hypochondria

Hypochondria
Every little ache and pain
Sends me overboard

Unmailed Cards

Unmailed cards to friends.
It's a week before Christmas.
Save them for next year.

Ravenous Buyers

Shopping for presents:
Delight turned to torture by
Ravenous buyers.

Ratatouille

How very stupid:
A cartoon about a rat
Cooking French cuisine.