I Had the Cooties

Got sent home early
My boss did n0t want me there
I had the cooties

Hypochondria

Hypochondria
Every little ache and pain
Sends me overboard

Best Laid Plans

An inconvenience:
My illness gets in the way
Of my best laid plans

Feverish Day Dreams

Feverish day dreams:
An elf runs by my sick bed.
Where's the aspirin?

Getting Sick

A cat sharpens its
claws in the back of my throat:
Fever, sore throat. Sick.

Medical Expenses

Bills, bills, and more bills.
Drowning in a sea of debt!
Medical expenses.

That Stuff Will Kill Ya

Alzheimer's disease.
Cancer. Heart attack. Stroke. AIDS.
That stuff will kill ya.