Home Sick

At home sick today
My stomach rumbling loudly
But I don't throw up

I Feel So Helpless

You are growing weak
I'm hundreds of miles away
I feel so helpless


My grandfather is very sick, and I feel sad about it.

I Had the Cooties

Got sent home early
My boss did n0t want me there
I had the cooties

Stupid Haiku

I'm getting a cold
I don't feel like writing this
So, yeah . . . gotta go

Hypochondriac

My human body
It's ready to betray me
Life is so fragile

Get Well Soon, Patches!

My friend's old kitty
Sick and feeble, weak and thin
Get well soon, Patches

Pukey

Crying little girl
Car sick, sweaty . . . she throws up
Another fun day

Sick Today

Runny nose, headache.
I'm lying in my sick bed.
Work, medicine, work!

My Throat Hurts

My throat really hurts
I don't want to go to work
But, I have to go

Tummy Ache

Stomach cramping up.
Lying on the bathroom floor.
Who gave me cooties?

Feverish Day Dreams

Feverish day dreams:
An elf runs by my sick bed.
Where's the aspirin?

Getting Sick

A cat sharpens its
claws in the back of my throat:
Fever, sore throat. Sick.